Friday, May 11, 2018

Random Thoughts: Teacher Appreciation

Did you know this is National Teacher Appreciation Week

Perhaps you were aware of it because of one of the following reasons:

A) You are in fact yourself a Teacher
(as I believe some of our fellow like-minded bloggers are or were?).

B) or Someone close to you is a Teacher
(this would be my case as I have quite a few friends who are teachers*).

C) or Live in a state where the Teachers were on strike recently and thus the timing of this week added to the coverage all over the news.

D) or You simply know to appreciate Teachers.

Or perhaps you were simply unaware, as some people seem to be (and unaware of the challenges of this often thankless job). 

So during this dedicated week, there were a lot of fluff articles being shared about the “Perfect Gift for your student’s Teacher” in order to show your appreciation. Or  articles about “What Do Teachers Really Want for Teacher Appreciation Day”. Do a quick internet search and you will be inundated with plenty of articles. Talk about genuine “Fake News”.

Well, I conducted my own fool-proof research and asked a select few,
What do You, as a Teacher, Really Want?

You may or may not find it surprising, but it turns out that the majority do not want another display item that has  “#1 Teacher” plastered across it, or another ceramic coffee mug, or yet another Apple shaped anything. Worse yet, if said gift has all these elements combined into one as demonstrated below:

So what my extensive research discovered is that, without a doubt, what teachers really want is to have some quality one-on-one time.

With the parents.

Yes, you heard me correctly.

One-on-one time in particular with the Moms of the particularly entitled students.
Some dedicated time to have a word or two with said Moms who never set any ground rules at home and thus let the disaster flow back into the classroom.

I am sharing one of my all-time favorite illustrations that does exactly that, illustrates what teachers really want:
To discipline at the butt of the problem.

This is obviously a no nonsense, stern punishment being administered if you note a few things in particular:
 - Her plump bottom, bared, with solid stripes across it
 - plus the broken ruler on the floor to prove the intensity of those stripes
 - Her singular lost shoe and exposed breasts to prove that she has been flailing wildly
 - Her exhausted look and of course her tear-filled eyes.
 - and let us not forget the open door, for added humiliation.

So if this is really what teachers want, I support them 100%. 

How about you?

So I say, give this teacher a raise,

and put that Mom in cornerttime
(with her panties at half-mast of course)
and call in the next one.

Would love to hear your thoughts.

(*and I know some in particular who are well deserving of our favorite topic themselves.)

Monday, May 7, 2018

Monday Morning Maintenace

Another Monday already.


mon•day noun
: The second day of the week, Monday, commonly observed as the first day of the work week by most Americans. Also considered a bad day by a good portion of those Americans.

main•te•nance noun
: The care and servicing, for the purpose of maintaining a young lady in satisfactory emotional condition, via a systematic inspection, detection, and correction of incipient failures either before they occur or before they develop into major defects.
 - author: Enzo Man


"Did I not make myself clear?
Now go clean yourself up and get changed. Lucky for you, I don't want to be late otherwise, I would've really lit your ass on fire."

"Yyy-ou ddid. Bbuh-ut..." she mumbled.

"But what?"

"Bbuh-ut wah? Whiii-e, why did you spank me?! I thought you...that you, you would like these..." she pouted out her explanation.

"These? THESE are NOT the ones I left out for you! Take these skimpy things off. Go put on the panties I clearly left out for."

"But I don't like those; those are so small; they don't fi..."

"That is part of the point. Today, all day, while they will be squeezing your ass tightly, keeping the spanking heat in; while you squirm in failed attempts to sit comfortably in the baking hot car seat with your extra warmed-up ass while driving all around town doing your sales calls, especially while sitting on the hard unforgiving wooden chairs at the coffee shop, and even while you are walking down the aisle at the grocery store tempted to rub some comfort on your bottom....all day, they will be doing their job."

"Bbuh-ut, I didn't do anything wrong this morning!" she daringly interrupted, biting her lip and kicking her bare feet in frustration.

"Your premise is wrong. This spanking, plus wearing the panties I left out for you, are preventative maintenance tools. A reminder for this entire week. A reminder to think twice. A reminder that if your ass is not enjoying sitting today, imagine what it will feel like next time you actually earn a spanking. 

So be a good girl and stop wasting my time.

Go get them on. Right now!

Before I go; I want to see you squeezing your tender, ripe ass into those snug, sheer white punishment panties!"



Who needs their Monday Morning Maintenance?