Friday, December 19, 2014

Is Santa Naughty or Nice?

How is everyone surviving the most wonderful stressful time of the year?
Are your to-do lists getting smaller as the days get closer?
Are the gifts purchased, wrapped and shipped?
Wishing you all the best of luck and may holiday peace be yours soon.

Since I know everyone is busy; I offer you just a quick post today
in exchange for your quick comment.


During this time of year, the most popular holiday themed spanking fantasy gets a lot of attention. That of course is the one involving Santa delivering spanking to naughty young ladies. 

For holiday themed fantasy comparative purposes, the Easter Bunny doesn't get nearly as much play as Santa does; even around Easter time. Although to be fair, a photoset involving the Easter Bunny delivery a spanking was one of the first spanking images I came across in my early searches of the old world wide web.

So where do YOU stand on this fantasy? 

It seems to me to be a very divided and polarizing fantasy. There are those who love the Santa checking his naughty list and delivering spankings to deserving young ladies. These folks love the pictures, illustrations and stories around the jolly spanking fellow and can't seem to get enough of the red.

Then there is the other camp who wants nothing to do with this fantasy. Their aversion to Santa spanks is best described as very similar to my aversion to clown sex which is summoned up as; good for you, none for me thanks. Nope. Keep your clown nose and oversized shoes and your creepy, white face paint. I'll be waiting outside. In the car. With the engine running.

OK perhaps not the best example. Especially if you are OK with indulging in both the fantasy of a jolly plump guy in a red suit spanking away naughty deeds; as well as a strange guy in an an oversized paisley suit with a fake water-squirting flower and rainbow afro-hair spanking away...

Getting back to the point:

So tell Me, tell Us, pleases share; 
where do you stand on the Santa fantasy?

Santa Spanks - Can't get enough of it!


Santa Spanks - Can't click away fast enough.

I will share my stance on the topic once everyone has had a chance to comment.

Again for the record in case there is any doubt, we are talking strictly and only about an All Adult fantasy here.  
I do not want to hear about anything else nor does anyone else.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Holiday Stress-Relief Solutions: II

It's the most…

It's the most…

            Yes, its the most stressful time of the year!

Let's be honest kids, doesn't the Holiday Season really just translate to 
Holiday Stress for most.



I guess it is perhaps just a strange phenomenon around here...


When I wake up in the morning and the complaints are already flying about nonstop -

- never ending to-do lists

- gifts to purchase and wrap

- treats to purchase for all those fundraisers

- outfits to buy, matching shoes to find; all for this or that event...

Oh the seasonal whining, holiday-crazed attitudes; all the ugly unnecessary elements of the season just add to it all. 

Yes, my personal seasonal stress is often fueled further primarily by temperamental young ladies.The entirely wrong type of spike to my festive egg nog cheer. 

So what is a man to do when his young lady (and others) is (are) out of control?  

What is a man to do when he is pressed for time to implement a full and thorough lesson? 

(And besides aren't we are all pressed for time especially at this time of year?)

What to do? What is needed?

Immediate action is the solution needed to reign in those entitled attitudes.

Therefore with that in mind, I offer you some alternative punishment and time conscious solutions for this Christmas Seaon. All for relieving everyones's stress of course.

Holiday Maintenance Solutions 101

I have a long list, but let us begin with 

this suggestion:

– Quality Holiday Corner Time –

I often think Corner Time is a tool not utilized enough. 
It is the silent enforcer and therefore often overlooked. 
In the tool box of remedies for entitled attitudes this is your WD40 spray. 

Thus this reminder that when one is pressed for time and discipline is needed, don't forget the effectiveness of corner time. It gets the job done with minimal effort. Administered properly, it can be as humiliating as the spankings themselves. 


Get over there now!

Upturned nose to the wall and uptight ass at attention, now!

I don't want to hear any more from you this morning.

You've been a mess lately and I'm tired of it.

Tired of your self-induced heightened stress levels.
Plus, it is way to early to be be hearing all this.

Yes, I'm serious.
Yes, NOW! 

Yes, before you start your day.

These come down. 

Turn around!

Keep that nose to the wall.

You need a full lesson, but for now we'll do the best with my limited time.

Shhhh…not a word.

Let's wedge these panties up....into your uptight ass….just a little…just some more.
Yes….a bit more yet. There. 


What you really need is a full spanking, but you also need some quality quiet time with that corner. You need to take a breath, calm yourself and try to refocus.

…… ……

I said, not a single word.

Yes, you are going to be most likely late, but if you hadn't started your bitching so early today you wouldn't be where you are now.

Excuse me, did I say you could speak? Did I? 

No. It is not your time to talk. It is your time to listen.

What you really need is a firm reminder lesson…

but my time is limited unfortunately.

Just stay there. 

For now, a kiss on the back of your head; to remind you of the obvious.

A firm slap to your bared and squeezable ass...

followed by another 

and then another...

A handful of slowly timed slaps, but firm enough to cause a slow glowing red hue.

Lastly a final stinging spank for good measure,
….all as a reminder of what awaits you tonight.

Ahh, a nice soft red glow.

Where am I going? 
Out for the day of course.

Don't be silly; I didn't say you could move away from that corner.

Turn around. 
Again, nose to the wall; hands up and ass out.

Good Girl. Stay.

I'll call you later. Keep an ear out for the phone. 
I'll call when I think you've had enough time; when you can step away from the wall.

Until then, make the best use of this time, use this time reflecting. 
Reflecting on the true reason for the season, Doll.  

Oh and just a hint; matching shoes to your dress is not a seasonal priority.
Although....perhaps matching your shoes to the soon to be bright red color of
your ass should be!

Such a lovely & poetic holiday scene:

Softly glowing
red cheeks
on both ends.

A door slamming,
echoed by hands slamming against the wall.

A penitent young lady sobbing.


Could you deal with some Holiday Maintenance yourself?
Are you like the young ladies in my life who do not do well with the holiday stress at all?
Or are you ready for more Holiday Maintenance Ideas & Reminders to dish out?
Do you ever run out of ideas on how to deal with these wayward girls?

Well vote, comment, or better yet do both and let me know if you are interested in any other similar posts. Remember you can vote for multiple items.