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Survey Says: Spanking has Hit the Mainstream.
Well, not exactly.
The Survey doesn’t really say that. At least not the famous Survey...you know the one, from the television game show, Family Feud.
You are familiar with this game show right? I don’t watch it, but it goes way back. I believe it is as American as Angry Politics. (Caught you? You were expecting 'apple pie' weren’t you.) If you are familiar with this show, have you ever wondered like I how long is that survey anyways? And why do I never get that phone call and asked to answer all those questions? Especially the question I am about to discuss.
Which brings me back to my point.
Whether or not you believe that spanking is becoming mainstream or not, and just in case you haven’t heard already, you might be interested in hearing that spanking made it onto the Family Feud.
So the other day while online I came across Yahoo. Yahoo, in its glorious and horrible excuse for reporting, came up with a headline that caught my attention:
“Kelli Pickler embarrassed by answer on Family Feud".
To their credit it worked and I clicked on the link.
Without getting too critical of the way Yahoo handles its "reporting", I was expecting one thing and got another. This article focused not on her answer, but on her reaction to missing the buzzer.
Curious, I searched for the same story on other sources and sure enough Yahoo led me out to the internet and the long way around back to its own other site - Yahoo TV (Honestly, I don’t know how Yahoo works, but then again do they?). There I was happily surprised when I found THIS article:
“Steve Harvey Stares On Aghast As Kellie Pickler Melts Down On 'Family Feud”.
I think they mixed up the titles of their articles, don't you? Regardless, this article was a thorough recap of a celebrity edition of Family Feud with Kellie Pickler and friends vs some other singer guy.
Kellie Pickler, who you may or may not know, is a young country music singer. She is a cutie in my book more so for her personality and character then the obvious. One example being that she is not ashamed of admitting to being very much a girly girl, which if you know me by now, well... That and her shared favorite causes add to my fondness of her, as evidenced by the charity cause she was playing for (donating her winnings to) that night was the USO.
I digress again.
Steve, the host, asks the question,
“We asked 100 women, name something specific
that only your man is allowed to do to your behind.”
that only your man is allowed to do to your behind.”
Kellie goes into a spasm trying to hit the buzzer to answer the question (I wish I could find a gif of her spastic/catwalk up to the podium which was very cute as well). This is where Steve and the Yahoo reporting side-rail the sexiness of the question and focus on her little spastic move instead.
Thing is I’m guessing her excitement was not out of nervous of missing the buzzer, as much as excited about the question and the subject itself!
She gives the answer, but not without hesitation stating that she isn't sure she should say it and finally saying what we all wanted to hear. Yes, she said it:
“Like, a little spank?”
She blushes madly like a school girl and the show goes on as Kellie and the rest of her family and friends give pretty innocent answers to a survey that could clearly have dirty responses. At this point you would think that is all for anything interesting; well guess again.
Steve got down to Kellie’s friend, Caroline, who thinks there was only one obvious answer left to "...something specific that only your man is allowed to do to your behind.”
She is pretty embarrassed to say what her lil' dirty mind is thinking. Yes that! She proceeds to answer eventually, but in modern southern lady-like charm.
I’ll let you watch, click on this link: Yahoo TV
So weather or not spanking has gone mainstream, we can probably all agree that family television has definitely gone out the window. None the less, I was amused and happy to catch this.
So again, I'll leave you pondering if Kellie's excitement was out of missing the buzzer or being caught off guard and excited about the question itself ?
Your thoughts?
As for myself, all I can think about now is two things (both with a southern accent):
1. Giving Kelli Pickler “a spank!”
2. And taking her friend Caroline “dirty from behind!”
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By the way, here is the full episode if you are interested and have 40 minutes to kill:
https://youtu.be/2VtTUxoKByc
And if you are interested here is Kellie doing her much appreciated pinup duty.
