Summer Wedding Daze

Happy Monday Everyone! 

or is that an oxymoron?

Is it just me or is it hard to believe that summer is almost over?

We are dragging into the dog days of summer or so it seems.

Days when the temperature is hight, tempers short,

formal events are few and far between; 

but when they occur the alcohol runs free.

Which can be good for some and not for others.

Especially for some young ladies who fail to understand my specific double standards

which are always in play.

Behave like a lady at certain times, and not at others....

I trust you can piece this back story together. 

If not here is a little comic to help you along.

Anyone interested in guessing the rude details of the reception

and/or the consequences in the room afterwards?

Or anyone interested in the longer written summer story? 

Let me know.

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