Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Girls Night Out Guidelines


I don't believe in an abundance of trivial rules for young ladies. In order for a relationship like ours to work, the goal is not to punish, but rather guide via occasional firm reminders.

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Unlike some guys, I've never had a problem with Girls Night Out. 
Go. Enjoy. Have Fun!

I do believe in one rule that should be followed without exception =
• Don't Drink and Drive! No Exceptions!

Apart from that, the guidelines I set are easy:

• I expect you to let loose, but please use common sense.
• Don't get yourself into something you can't get out of. 
• Again, simply, easy on the partying.

I enjoy a drunk girl as much as the next guy, but keep in mind this; 
the next guy may not be the gentleman I am.
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However, certain results of a night out, I will have immediate issue with:

+ A cracked iPhone due to drunken clumsiness.
+ Misplaced house-keys; causing you to make a ruckus at 3:00 am.
+ A revealing picture on Facebook & Instagram tagged before you even made it home!



Any one of these alone would have 
guaranteed that she would sleep warm last Saturday night. 

All three left her with a throbbing reminder well into next weekend.


(Perhaps, I should upload this photo as reminder to her and her friends!) 




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