Everyday Spankings

Everyday Commute Train...

2012-02-09T01:17:00.000-08:00

Often times, life can often be mundane and my only salvation has been a healthy imagination. Let's help each other get through the everyday by drawing a picture so to speak of what could be when everyday situations can become so much more... more entertainting...more exciting...

I don't know about your commute, but mine is filled with trials and tribulations and today mine has peaked...again. My rather extensive commute is made up of three parts. A subway ride being the longest part of the three steps and is often times the most unbearable. I am not looking forward to getting back in the reverse ~~commute~~ fray home this afternoon.

Ideally my commute would look like this:

An empty train car with the only passengers being myself and a beautiful, petulant girl dressed in rather towering heels and a visually shortened dress both accenting her seemingly endless long legs. Reason for her petulant mood no doubt would have something to do with the combined factors of carrying her weight all day on those heels and the mandatory 9 to 5 grind of a necessary employment.... However, let's leave this girl for the moment and clarify that this, unfortunately, is NOT a picture of my typical commute.

No, unfortunately my train commute ride looks a lot less glamourous and a lot more like this:

Even if there was a gorgeous girl on the train I probably wouldnt be able to see her through the crowd. Yes,dear Readers (Readers? There is someone out there reading this right? right? hellooo?) I often summarize my commuting misfortune to the like of "being stuck on the Ugly Train" more often than not.

Yeah, yeah beauty is in the eye of the beholder...blah, blah... but, before you start with the hate-email allow me to clarify that the Beauty I refer to is the everyday beauty of the female form and the Ugly...well the Ugly is found in the face of the shower challenged, or the carefree public nose picker, or the obnoxious guy who uses his cell phone as a megaphone to let us all know he is a deadbeat dad...you get the picture... all coincidentally sharing the same train and thus christening it "the Ugly Train". Occasionally, by the grace of God, I am blessed with a view of long legs and on extra special occasions some of the those long legs by some flux chance of good fortune are attached to an equally attractive genetically female body.

Attractive and distractive; yes indeed, but my ideal subway commute would undoubtedly be something reminiscent to a scene out of No Pants Day. No Pants Day? Have you not heard of this event? What started off as a few people doing a sort of unspoken improve has grown to more in the manner of a flashbob. The argument of weather or not the event has lost it's shock value is not for us to debate here.

All I wish for is to one day be on a train car with the female contingent of this group. This would undoubtedly make for an entertaining and enjoyable commute. But to make the experience truly enjoyable for me these girls would not be parading around in their panties voluntarily.

No, they would be embarrassed due to the fact that they would be required by Metro regulations to strip down to their panties for violation of various municipal codes:

IN VIOLATION OF NOT FREELY GIVING UP THEIR SEATS

BY THE DOOR TO SENIOR CITIZENS.

Immediately strip down to your panties and stand there in plain view of all the
other passengers until the train has come to the end of the line. Remain standing

even after the seniors have off-boarded.

IN VIOLATION OF FARE EVASION:

Immediately strip down to your panties and remain standing by the ticket booth

in clear view while we process your ticket in typical government bureaucratic speed; all the while you stand there with no chance of evading the curious probing eyes of the thousands of other commuters.

IN VIOLATION OF CAUSING AN OBSTRUCTION

WITH LARGE BAGS, LUGGAGE OR

OTHER UNNECESSARILY OVERSIZED ITEMS:

Please strip down to your panties and remain standing on the platform in clear view while we locate a station agent to process your ticket. This may take the equivalent of you missing five to six of your trains or a couple of hours; whichever is considered a longer time frame to you the violator. Remember to stand there in clear view of all the thousands of other commuters passing by in the trains.

OK, so here are the questions Readers:

So which scene would you prefer?

1)
One of the municipal code violator scenes (either A, B or C) and as whom -

the embarrassed girl or the fellow lucky passenger?

2) back to our original ideal scene being one of the two lone passengers on the train car as either the leggy petulant girl or the lucky passenger about to issue her a citizen's violation and just punishment?

Let me know your choices and why. Don't be shy.

Pop Quiz: Girl in Pink

2012-01-25T15:09:00.000-08:00

Welcome to my class students.
You can call me Professor Enzo.
Today we are having a Pop Quiz.

Pop Quiz: Question 1:
Quick name the lovely young lady pictured here:

Any ideas? Quick time is almost up. Well if you are like me you would have said it is the TMobile girl of course. This girl always makes me smile every time I see her commercials. Am I paying attention to what she is saying? Not exactly, but her smile is contagious. OK I know sounds shallow..... But apparently I am not the only one caught up by the persona of this lovely girl. Just do a quick Google search and you will discover online what I have discovered in real life. Guys seem to be attracted to her while some girls have nothing nice to say about her starting with "her choice" of dresses. My Girl falls (not surprisingly if you know her) into the over critical segment of girls who dislike the TMobile Girl.*

*As an aside, I realize this girl is a real person and has a name. She is a model by the name of Carly Foulkes I prefer to refer to her as the TMobile Girl since people seem to judge the person when in fact they should be judging the persona. She is quite a stunning model too as demonstrated in the lovely black and white photo shown here.

So back to the point at hand. My Girl can not stand the outfits worn by the TMobile Girl. This I do not understand? To me that pink is quite appealing matched perfectly with that smile. Her outfits are always in some shade of pink pattern. Which, by the way, to be totally honest I thought she always wore a pink polka dot dress until I did my online research....pink variations. Regardless this brings me to my main point...

Pop Quiz: Question 2:
What do you think of when you see the TMobile Girl?
Any idea what I think of?

No show of hands?

Ok I will call on someone....

OK T Girl I am looking at You...
......Yes You!

What do you think I am thinking of when I see you standing there in your tall pink heels and your ready to be windblown pink dress?

OK TGirl don't stress too much (although I do love a girl who shows her stress by biting her lip).

Ok Give up?

I think about what color panties you have on. :) Yes really. Every time. I think, if the costume dresser spent that much time pondering your pink dress and matching shoes; I am sure they issued you a pair of regulatory matching panties.

Which brings up the other questions. So does each dress have a matching pair of panties? Pink stripped panties like those below to match the dress above? Pink polka dot panties to match the polk dot dress?

Or perhaps you defy the dresscode and wear what you think is girly and flirty? Which I venture to guess is white sheer lounge style panties like those you have worn for other modeling assignments like those shown below?

Well I am not sure about the color, pattern and style of panties you have on under your dresses; all I know is one thing I am sure of. That is I wish my job was to do a mandatory panties check prior to filming of the next commercial. Do you know what else besides the benefit of seeing your cute bottom would make that job worthwhile?

He who does the mandatory pantie check and finds you in violation of the dress code gets to discipline your bottom with a good over the knee spanking all the while you wear that cute outfit. Discipline not complete until your bottom is as pink as the panties you should have had on in the first place. So TMobile Girl bite your lip on that.

So that brings us to our final questions?

Pop Quiz: Question 4 & 5:

What kind of panties do YOU think the TMobile Girl wears?

and...

Who wants to be the TMobile Girl?

Fashion Update: For the love of Yoga Pants

2012-01-10T17:14:00.000-08:00

OK so I don't follow fashion trends vary closely (due largely in fact that I am a straight male), but I am aware of fashions as they come and go mostly demonstrated by the office and college girls who grace the pavement of my fair City. One trend that has been around for awhile now is the Legging as Pants fashion or faux pas (depending on your point of view) and is quite controversial - just do a Google search and see for yourself.

MY Point of View:

I know I will probably upset some readers here, but to be totally honest I love this fashion trend. So the fashion police is out there passionately hating on this trend, but lets's take a step back for a minute. Besides those obvious individuals who should not be wearing pants as tights ( I will spare you those visuals -- just use your imagination people), I ask "what is wrong with this trend?"

A lot probably comes down to being either a T or A man. Yes there you heard it straight from me. You are either a T or A man and if you haven't guessed by now I lean towards the bottom half - Ass please. So being an A man, there is something special about being treated to a view of these round spheres walking down the street or mall or park etc.

So there is the whole issue of transparency and visible panties and the perfect definition of a girls' ...umm...cheeks, but if I was to see the following girl in a parking lot, I would freeze, my heart would possibly skip a beat ....

All I would be able to think about is the lucky guy who will be blessed with the

following visual that night;

that girl....

at home....

in bed.....

bending over....

in front of me...

and me .......lost in a transfixed gaze....

I have been fortunate to see girls in the "college uniform" of leggings and UGG boots as demonstrated by this actress here: (Does anyone know who she is? This pic has been around and I recall someone mentioning she is famous?)

Whomever she is, she is a perfect example of leggings as pants worn correctly in my book.

Unfortunately, as much as I do see this trend I do not see enough of it on a regular basis for my liking. Perhaps if attended Yoga classes I would be graced with the visuals similar to the following:

Both stunning visuals and beautiful examples of the female form in all its glory. But then again it doesn't take much to make me happy or to applaud female fashion. Long live this trend!

So where do you stand on this "Legging as Pants" controversial fashion topic?
Let me know.
I for one.... will gladly, stand...directly behind it...in awe.

Tights, Hose, Pantyhose = Beauty

2011-12-09T12:30:00.001-08:00

Let me start off with this reminder:

I love women.
I love the female body.
Any opportunity to see the female form is a gift.
A female encased in tights is beautiful.

Another reminder:

I love my Girl despite all the apparent flaws she sees in her body that no one else does. I do not see them. I just see beauty.

The other day we were going out to a holiday event that required us to dress up. I was ready first and walked out of the bedroom leaving my Girl her privacy to finish dressing. Within a couple of seconds I spun around and walked back into the bedroom haven forgotten my tie. As I entered my Girl was laying on her back, legs up in the air struggling to pull her tights (pantyhose if you prefer) on. Apparently I caught her by surprise as she looked at me, stood up and walked out of the room in in an audible humph. As she passed me to hide herself in the bathroom and finish her private war against pantyhose, I captured a momentary vision of her lace panties beneath her black tights. A vision --- a vision of beauty. (My Girl apparently does not agree with my vision).

If I had my way, while prepping to go out, my Girl would comfortably walk around the house dressed in nothing more than her pantyhose and nothing else; all while doing her make up and hair.

So who else out there loves the beauty of an encased female body in tights? or do I dare say "pantyhose"?*

* I know some people may have a problem with the the name “Pantyhose” which may conjure up images of old ladies or “restraining equipment” or perhaps even worse “saggy drugstore purchased” thick tan pantyhose. Or perhaps it may just be a generational word. The girls I have worked with in office settings over the years have all worn pantyhose due to the nature of the businesses, but always referred to them as “tights” even though we were in the U.S. [Tights often considered a British term] and these tights were not winter wool tights either. The main difference was that these tights/pantyhose were sheer black more often than not. If you work in a big city take a look around. I would venture to guess most girls are wearing black full length tights/pantyhose. There even seems to be more stylish choices now with striped and pattern tights.

So where am I going with all this? To this:

If the regular sight of a girl just trying to pull on pantyhose is a struggle in of itself; imagine a freshly spanked girl in the same situation?

Now that struggle would present extra troubles. ;) That vision of a freshly spanked girl struggling and wresting to pull up her unforgiving elastic skin-tight hose over her burning red ass could not be sexier (spanked for taking to long to get ready for the evening party, in case you were wondering).

This vision topped only perhaps by the defeated pose after the two-handed pull and stretch struggle as her beautiful cheeks are now framed by her skirt at her waist and her pantyhose just below her cheeks; all happening at the same time she is struggling to slip on her high-heels that have been thrown about the room.

All this without a doubt would add excitement to the night.

And the best part?

Coming home, one of you rushing upstairs to get to bed, the other taking your time to the eventual greeting of a vision of beauty...encased in tights.

Halloween Costumes!

2011-10-31T12:06:00.000-07:00

My imagination goes wild this time of year! All those sexy costumes – I can’t be the only one on overload thinking of spanking all those adult costumed girls?!

One of my favorite bloggers posted a question on her blog about what makes for the most Spankable Halloween Costumes?

What a great topic ! I posted my opinion over on that blog, but thought I would post my thoughts here as well.

My opinion of most spankable Halloween costumes:

1) The most obvious – the tried and true: Witch.

Who doesn’t deserve a spanking more than a naughty Witch? I am sure most trick or treaters wouldn’t object if they saw a witch bent over and being spanked on the porch as penance for her evil magic. Although my imagination always leads me to more of a pouty witch vision complete with thigh high stockings much like this:

Funny thing is she looks like she is levitating if you look closely at her shoes. Imagine her trying to levitate over the porch railing but foiled and instead be pulled down and bent over the railing...for a flip of the skirt and a nice bottom spanking treat.

2) Of course there is the obvious Schoolgirl.

Pigtails, short plaid skirts, thigh high socks and of course sheer white panties...detention..…enough said.

Again.....…enough said.

3) This of course leads to the not so common, but none the less ever so spankable cross between a

Witch and a School Girl:

Definitely would love to practice some magic detention spells on her. The conjuring up of rope to tie her hands and then levitation of her skirt to reveal black panties...

4) Did no one mention a Nurse? My personal favorite.

Not following proper medical procedures, let alone not following dress code (I believe the dress code requires a skirt), is all easy grounds for spanking a beautiful young nurse:

Reminds of a friend telling me about her Halloween costume one year...but that is another story I will save for another time.

5) Of course it is October after all and I think of Heidi costumes.

All very spankable:

6) Somewhere in between the schoolgirl costume and anime costume has to be the

BabyDoll costume of the Suckerpunch character:

7) So perhaps all these costumes are to overtly sexy and or obvious for some people.

In that case how about a more non-traditional costume.
This Lost Girl definitely deserves a spanking right?
"I have been looking all over for you young lady !… Do you realize how hard I have been looking?
Now that I found you it is time to teach you a lesson.:

(Just can't help but wonder what color of panties she has on…)

Truly Embarrassing: Truly Disappointing

2011-08-24T23:12:00.000-07:00

Part of what I hope to bring you on this blog, as I mentioned on the initial post, is my admiration of the beauty of the female form and all things associated with it in the context of the everyday with hopes of being reminiscent of the charm associated with pinup girls of days gone by (and - unfortunately - way before my time).

I plan to feature a "Current Affairs" section, which on occasion may refer to celebrities, but allow me to make perfectly clear that I am not a celebrity junkie in the least. However, like everyone else in the free world it is hard to hide from the celebrity media onslaught disguised as "news" as hard as we may try.

Moving forward, that brings me to the lovely young lady pictured here. If you immediately recognized her than you are indeed a celebrity junkie. I will not judge you - to each her own….hmmm....really? For the rest of us take a closer look…any idea who this cutie is? …singer…songwriter….of legal age currently and in these pictures (* I need to state that just for the record)….country star….any idea?

OK, It is Taylor Swift. If that name means nothing to you I suggest you need to step away from the McDoubleDouble Extra Value Meal, put down the handful of fries and get out more often, but while you self deliberate that, here is a link to help you out.

If you know about her you know she is praised as the more wholesome alternative pop star to some of the other more easily recognizable (due to quite a bit of questionable scenarios and poor judgement on their behalves) pop tarts -I mean pop stars- like Britney, Christina and the rest. Why still others may think Taylor Swift is the demise of the feminist movement all I will say is perhaps she is the balance to all the other pop stars. For me, one admirable thing about her is she does seem true to her "girly" character and it all seems to be Her rather than a persona made up by the music industry.

With that I am sure you have heard about her slight misfortune that was all over the celebrity news and pseudo-news (I am looking at you Yahoo!) due to an onstage wind-machine at her recent concert. She apparently was unaware of the location of the wind-machine and walked almost over it only to have her dress windblown revealing her panties (yes she was wearing underwear). Why do I bring THIS particular celebrity "embarrassing" moment up when there seems to be plenty of celebrity upskirt stories in the news?

Well for one thing, this one seemed genuine to me due in part to her reaction and not a celebrity "oops". Unlike other celebrities who seem to have a hard time remembering to put on underwear in the morning, our girl Taylor checked that off her list before going on stage.

Being the girly girl she seems to be I am sure she was mortified that she revealed so much on stage …or did she? Click on the image if the animation does not auto activate.

I like that little animation don't you? but I was shocked. Taylor what are you wearing??!! Your embarrassment should not be at having your dress wind blown, but due to the fact that you reveled those…those……what are those?

Taylor, young lady, you ruined a perfectly good, possibly award winning modern pinup moment by wearing huge grannie panties! What are these? Let's take a closer look - roll the still shot please:

Whoa - those seem to go up way past your waist. This does not fit your girly feminine persona not to mention anything of your age. I am now truly disappointed as I was expecting to see your cute panties. Sheer light blue panties to compliment your dress....or even sheer white girly panties.....or perhaps even full on cutiesy Hello Kitty panties....or maybe even a sea of illustrated cherries stretched across those cute cheeks on a light mint green satin field…....um...sorry ..you get the picture.

Oh the potential…. LOST...

Taylor the more I think about it the more disappointed I become. I look for an an answer, an explanation, …and as I look closer I just realized something. Perhaps they aren't granny panties at all! Even worse, are those Spanx you are wearing??!! Spanx (Click here if you don't know what I am referring to) - Really?!!!

Well, I know one thing for sure and that is that they are in fact indicative of what you need at this moment for not wearing proper panties and ruining a perfectly memorable pinup moment and fuel for so many good dreams. Apparently you read the memo wrong Taylor; please reread and pay close attention to spelling.

Yup that is what you need, please allow me to demonstrate the proper type of spanks you need!

End of the Summer Season, Time to Focus: Welcome Back Policy

2011-08-22T15:33:00.000-07:00

Something to brighten your Monday morning:

- End of the "warm" summer season
- Back to school sales
- The slow build up of everyday commuter traffic
- Last rush of tourists to my fair city
All the seemingly minor yet apparent signs that summer is "officially" coming to an end. Another sign, yet not as easily apparent, is the return of the office workers from summer breaks. I read a post over at another blog speaking of finding the right motivation to come back to work and focus. Which of course led me down the following path of thought...

In my office and the creative department of young ladies I manage there is often one girl or another on vacation due in part to the age range and personalities of my staff. These young ladies always seem to require more than a few days to get back into reality after their holidays. I would love to implement a "Welcome Back Policy" in my department. Upon a girl's Monday morning return to work after a relaxing time off, it would be my responsibility, as their immediate supervisor of course, to gather all the girls in the office around the conference table first thing in the morning prior to the morning coffee run in order to implement this policy.

The recently returned young lady would be asked to come forward, still sleepy (having quickly become accustomed to sleeping in and still tired from the lack of the morning caffeine jolt) and stand in front of a jury of her peers so to speak, or as she would later describe as standing in front of "a group of jealous bitches".

She would be ordered to bend over the polished oval conference table and pull up her recently purchased light, strappy summer dress (a splurge purchase for her recent holiday) then a preliminary proper tan check would be conducted by one of the other girls.(Since this is an office environment, certain other policies would be in place and I probably would not be allowed to pull down her panties of course. However, since this girl was accustomed to wearing thongs, nothing much would be lost.)

Once the girl received several disengenuine compliments on her newly acquired holiday tan from her jealous coworkers, I would begin giving the blushing young lady her first round of spanks; one per vacation day. After five very stinging spanks with the plastic flexible red ruler, the question and spank session would begin. Each of the other girls would be allowed to ask her one vacation related question and would spank her bottom upon her reply.

"Did your boyfriend love that little purple bikini you told us about that you purposely bought in a size too small?"

"He loved it of course." Slap! - No sooner would she answer than the spank come down on her. These half dozen spanks were merely the "warm ups" as the next set of questions and spanks were the ones the jealous coworkers really looked forward to.

These were work related questions who's answers were often hard to recall. The girls choose especially hard questions acting out of jealousy thinking how they had been were working hard while their coworker was lounging around on the beach. "What did you you call that computer file that has all the images for the designer paint ad?"

Of course after a week off this would not readily come to mind and the recently returned girl would be punished with hard spanks, slap, slap, slap...on her tight bottom until she remembered.
Upon answering, the respite would be short as the next girl would step up and offer a seemingly as hard question. This would continue around the room until all coworkers had an opportunity at revenge….I mean an opportunity to have their work questions answered.

After all had a turn and the final question answered, the recently returned girl would be sent out of the office to fetch everyone's morning cappuccinos and lattes rubbing her bottom all the way and blushing all the while wondering how many office workers and pedestrians on the street would know of the welcome back greeting her pert, and currently throbbing, bottom had just received.

So who would be in favor of such an office policy?

Why today? Why not today? Everyday...

2010-07-20T23:00:00.000-07:00

If you are like me (and I hope to some extent you are and that is why you are here) there are few things that are as beautiful to you as the female form. Especially the female form upon the everyday beauty that we are fortunate to come across... You still with me? Good.

Before I digress further all you really need to know is this:

Often times, life can often be mundane and my only salvation has been a healthy imagination.

Thus my reason for setting up this blog - for YOU - yes you. To help you get through the everyday by drawing a picture(s) for you so to speak of what could be when everyday situations can become so much more... more entertainting...more exciting...

How and in what way you ask?

Read on, come back often, comment and be enchanted.