Friday, October 2, 2015

Everyday Dreams: Selfies


everyday dreams

It is Friday & perhaps you've had a long week as have I.
Therefore, because I need a good laugh and I need a good dream...

Perhaps you have seen the video making the rounds online of the sorority girls at the baseball game taking non-stop selfless of themselves. They do this while the game commentators are poking fun at them about the selfies.

Here is the full 2 minute video in case you haven't seen it video


http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/10/01/14-416010-2015-09-30/web_cut/mlbtv_511523483_1200K.mp4


Honestly I find the whole scene rather funny and truly amusing. It looks almost staged with so many selfies and awkward poses going on at once. Of course, as is the case in any item that makes it to the "news", there is instant controversy; an instant cry of unfairness in one way or another. In this case the cry is that of sexism. In fact some have called the comments by the commentators "cruel" and "unnecessarily mean". If you want to read about that viewpoint you can here.



Regardless, the fact is ultimately these young ladies came out on top based on their classy response to the Diamondbacks [forced] apology offer of free tickets:


'We have asked the Diamondbacks and 

Fox Sports 

to provide tickets to a future game 
for families at A New Leaf, 
a local non-profit that helps support 

victims of domestic violence.'


Well done young ladies. Well done and well played.

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However, if you'd rather just take it lightheartedly and indulge in the real reason you probably visit this site then read on. 

I don't know about you, but these selfless do seem rather excessive and the young ladies rather self-indulged. Therefore, it all seems rather a fantasy in the making in my book.

Sorority pledges at baseball game, caught taking excessive selfless. 
Called out not paying attention to the baseball game. 
Caught posting obscene gestures with hot dogs onto social media. Not very lady-like is it. The video and story runs wild on social media 
bringing another clink to the tainted armor of a sorority already knee-deep in bad press. 

So what are the top reasons to spank Adult Girls in your book?
Self Indulgence and narcissistic attitudes are on the top of my list.

Seems like there is only one true remedy for such infractions. 
The very next Friday, after the girls are dressed and ready to go out clubbing, the time to deal with such matters is at hand. 

The entire sorority is summoned to an urgent last minute meeting. 
The girls are called into the living room of their sorority house.

Two by two the pledges who took part in the selfie incident are called up.

Forced to kneel.
Arms over their heads at the command.


Dresses are lifted.

Panties are yanked down.


Paddles at the ready…

Phone cameras ready and aimed. 


How many swings of the paddles?
Just like the selfies; until we get it just right.




Ah, the ingredients of dreams.

I don't need to do the paddling. 
I just need to be there to witness it.

And most importantly you can rest assured,
if my girlfriend is amongst the guilty, 
I'd be sure to pound some added sense into her.
Marching her up to her room afterwards.
Immediately afterwards.
While her bottom is still warm from the paddle.


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Would love to hear your thoughts. Comments are always welcome and appreciated.

2 comments:

Vfrat25000 said...

Oh Megan, lets take ten selfies each and email them to Chuck and Andrew!
Sounds fun Muffin. You take ten selfies of me and I'll take ten of you!
Perfect now smile Sorority Sister!

Muffin, what are you doing making faces and poses in a bank lobby?
I've heard banks have lots of security cameras. I'm taking a video selfie. Great idea huh!

Megan if I take a selfie of me with your camera I can call it a frelfie?

Enzo said...

Hi Vfrat25000 - Welcome & thanks for commenting. Sounds like you enjoyed the post!
Hope you voted as well?